If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
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Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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