Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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