i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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