forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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