the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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