the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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