i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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