I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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