47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
as a side note pls kill me
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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