So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Randomize
