It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
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Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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