Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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