3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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