Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Cover your peen. We're going out.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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