Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
