I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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