I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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