The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
there is glitter all over my balls
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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