i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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