if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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