we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize