Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Randomize
