He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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