You're so nebulous sometimes
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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