Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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