i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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