a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
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Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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