It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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