Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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