this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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