before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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