I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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