mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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