just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
i believe in u and ur pee
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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