He asked me if I "almost moaned"
so let's talk penis.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize
