so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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