Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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