sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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