I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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