Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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