my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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