First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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