Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You're a waste of cheezeits
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I am naked and annoyed.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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