Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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