i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
we made out on top of his cat.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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