Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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