the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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