i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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