Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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