After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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