roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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