12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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