My nipple is on Facebook.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
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then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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