shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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