So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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