Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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